Hi, this is Fabi Fav, and this is Bavelito, and we are Latina's lunch.

The podcast where we talk about important things like, he de seguro es famosa por ese pinche

Posoli. Hello, hello, hello! Que show, que show, que show, que show! Good morning, Bavelito!

Y fue su pinche madre. Me caí de la cama, baby.

On the earliest we've ever recorded in our whole fucking life, bro. Are we professionals?

Or what? Y fue su madre, eso sí es amoralarte. Or we're procrastinators to the max, and we're like,

oh fuck, we have an episode tomorrow. Oh, si tanto, tanto emperano que no comido nada,

I'm half way through a banana. Oh my god, everybody get that visual in your head, and so how many cups

of cappuccino have you had? You know, I'm half way one. You know, I'm trying to master the art

of, you know, the latte art. Okay, okay. But I've been watching YouTube videos and stuff because I'm

like, you know, when in Rome, fuck it. So I suck at it. The results are either little bleach

assholes or moelas. What? Like, yeah, let me in fail. Can I like my two weakest fucking points,

but no, man, no, let me wait. Wait, little bleach to draw hearts. Oh, like the visual of the art

that you're making. And moelas? What do you mean moelas? I don't like, like, tooth just looks like a tooth.

Well, maybe you should partner up with a dentist. Start a cafe. That would be nice.

After you can you cleaning down a cappuccino by by belito. So yes, yes, yes, you took,

took me to stay away from temprano. Girl, nothing. Are you kidding me? My body can't digest

with this early in the morning. I got to warm it up, honey. What the hell? I don't, I don't, yeah,

I'm the same way. You know how people sometimes wake up and they're like, okay, let's go for like

a big ass breakfast. I can't. I have to have, you know, like my banana, piece of cake or something,

lay the sugar, flow in, let the fat from the half and half in my coffee, like it to my brain.

And then I can start thinking about, you know, papas con chorizo and all that shit that I normally

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