Episode 191: Meet the Teeters

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

O'Neill opens the show talking about a trip he's taking that will involve both cave exploration and a stay at a haunted hotel. After that, there's an important Rachael Ray update! Danish gives an update on the weird "club" that's in a backyard behind his place. The good times keep on rollin' with the tale of a guy who sued his parents for destroying his adult film collection. HORSE ALERT! It's been a long time, but we had to cover the tail (get it?!?) of a man "admiring" horses in fields. Then, it's on to a mystery that one father tried to solve. The law enforcement in this one is UNREAL. Finally, it took almost 200 episodes to report on a sauna arrest! After that, it's an introduction to a great family, the Teeters. It's the story of a boy, his iguana, and his dad who got arrested for using the iguana in a bar fight. If that isn't crazy enough, a dude threatens people with "an army of turtles".

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0:00.0	Uh oh technical.
0:05.0	technical.
0:06.0	Well that's a number one,
0:08.0	beastiality podcast.
0:11.0	There ain't no number two.
0:13.0	Well, it's the number one, BeCality podcast.
0:18.0	It's great for me and you.
0:21.0	It's Danish. And you're really as good as they all say you are. Never once a while.
0:25.0	Really as good as they all say you are.
0:31.0	Never once a while.
0:32.0	No, I shouldn't go on Davis and O'Neill and just by saying
0:35.2	that Lucas that puts you in a special group that I get to block you so bye-bye. Yes if you're
0:41.0	spouting Davis and O'Neill on my page I just block it. Fair warning because they are a complete harassment
0:47.6	podcast. So just saying.
0:50.6	He's just saying man. He's just saying. Just saying.
0:53.0	I like how he says, therefore, it puts you in a group
0:56.0	and I get to block you.
0:59.0	Fair warrant.
1:00.0	It's nice that he gives you the fair warrant.
1:01.0	Yeah.
1:02.0	It's like, hey, if you want to stop stop you can still get my awesome content because it's
1:06.4	you know it's good comedy like if you're taking part in the Eric Heights page it's what
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