Episode 191: Fantasy Football Begins, Starbucks’ Paper Straws, & Killer Mosquitoes Invade the Northeast

Madigan's Pubcast

Kathleen Madigan

Madigan, Comedy:stand-up, Standup, Society & Culture, Kathleen Madigan, Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

INTRO (00:00): Kathleen opens the show drinking a Stoneface IPA from Stoneface Brewing in Newington, NH. She reviews her weekend in Hampton Beach, NH performing at the famous Hampton Beach Casino Ballroom and sampling her first pot of steamers. She breaks down her Fantasy Football team in the Madigan Family league, thrilled to have George Kittle in her lineup for a fifth season.

COURT NEWS (16:19): Kathleen shares news on Chappell Roan offering her opinion about her recent rise on the charts, Cher’s son Elijah Blue causes family drama in LA, Taylor Swift wraps the European part of her ERAS tour and throws a party in Rhode Island, and Jelly Roll announces that he’s releasing a new album.

TASTING MENU (0:56): Kathleen samples Candy Break gummy bears, and Taste of the South Smokehouse Beef Brisket dip.

UPDATES (28:49): Kathleen shares updates on Anna Delvey’s house arrest, the Babe Ruth “called shot” jersey sells for a record amount, and the mystery of the Missouri nun who was buried 5 years ago can only be described as a miracle.

“HOLY SHIT THEY FOUND IT” (37:01): Kathleen is amazed to read about the discovery of a seven-foot mammoth tusk in a Mississippi stream.

FRONT PAGE PUB NEWS (39:00): Kathleen shares articles on Starbucks’ CEO’s new pay package, Mark Zuckerberg is building another massive compound in Tahoe, Top Golf experiences extreme financial struggles, and Charles Barkley sacrifices financial incentives in the interest of his TNT team.

WHAT WE’RE WATCHING: Kathleen recommends watching “Clickbait” on Netflix.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody. It's me, Kathleen Madigan. Welcome to Madigan's pub cast.
0:12.6	You grab yourself a drink, pull up a bar stool,
0:15.8	let's talk about what's been going on. termites. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome everybody. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Stevie's on a break in real life I think for a while probably
0:35.0	probably till right is that a makeup yeah that's a makeup date well she's got to go do that
0:41.0	that's a long trip.
0:43.2	But maybe not on a private jet.
0:44.7	Who knows?
0:45.2	What do we drink it?
0:46.3	Well, gum.
0:46.9	We drink it stone face.
0:48.6	This is from the sea coast in Newington, New Hampshire. Brought to meet my friend Taylor.
0:55.0	Taylor's in charge of the Hampton,
0:58.0	yeah everything on the East Coast that is good,
1:01.0	all things that are good the Wilbur it's 7.2% it's a lot of alcohol yeah
1:07.0	that's why I only have one and then I go to light beer, regular light beer.
1:17.0	What, we'll get to all that, but what are we eating? Let's go straight to that.
1:19.0	Baby Cat is in the house and under the table, and Chappo is down there in the event he wakes up and
1:25.8	freaks out I may have to take a pause because he doesn't like being in the house with
1:30.6	the door not someone open but it's a hundred and one degrees and he doesn't
1:34.0	get that luxury today and he could go ape shit.
1:38.0	So I'm just warning you termites.
1:40.0	Candy, these are candy break gummy bears from Chuck John now never heard a candy break
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