Episode 190: Gummi Worms

The Roundtable of Gentlemen

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Cryptozoology, New, Comedy, Beast, Ness, Loch, Murderfist, Table, Talk, York, Kevin, Round, Radio, Barnett, Roundtable, Brain, Monster, Ben, Kissel, Current, Gentlemen, Events

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week on Round Table: a German porn star is kicked out of the Nazi party for participating in an interracial scene, a man opens up a dead porcupine to find a rare mineral and ends up saving a lil porcupine instead, and Marcus finally pushes the Round Table to their breaking point. Joining us today: Amber Nelson!

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0:00.0	Around table Jelly man's coming
0:11.3	increasing
0:19.6	beginning
0:22.3	service
0:25.6	you expect
0:27.7	Alright, you ready? Yeah, I am today. Okay. Oh, yeah, today I'm gonna read a
0:34.4	poem for a dead cat. Oh, I believe in dead cats.
0:40.5	And God asked the feline spirit. Are you ready to come home? Oh, oh, yes quite so
0:46.7	reply the precious soul and as a cat you know, I am most able to decide anything for myself.
0:53.7	Are you coming then?
0:55.5	Ask God soon replied the whiskered angel. How long is this?
1:09.9	Yeah, but I must come slowly for my human friends are troubled for you see they need me quite certainly. Uh-huh
1:16.7	But don't they understand? Ask God that you'll never leave them that your souls are intertwined. That's how God talks.
1:25.7	I can't imagine in the world the cats yes.
1:30.3	All eternity.
1:40.5	Nothing is created or destroyed. It just is forever and ever and
1:48.7	Eventually, it not
1:49.7	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1:53.1	Oh, Jesus.
1:54.7	Eventually, they will understand replied the glorious cat for I will whisper into their hearts that I am always with them.
2:03.7	I just am forever and ever.
2:08.2	Constant buses. They have to bring it back to like what we're about. Amen.
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