Episode 19 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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0:00.0	So we're in the future right now.
0:02.2	How do you think having your in-laws at your house this weekend went?
0:06.4	I feel like I only called you crying three times, which is far below the five to six times that I anticipated.
0:14.4	Probably my ex-mother-in-law found all my hiding places, which I call cleaning.
0:19.7	I just hide things in other places.
0:22.4	And that's it.
0:23.4	How do you think I did?
0:24.7	Knowing what I now know in the future, knowing now what I knew then or what I will know
0:29.3	then what I know now, I'm going to have my phone on Do Not Disturb this weekend.
0:32.7	Roll the music.
0:35.1	Hello now, bitches.
0:36.8	Welcome to I think not, the place where sometimes your friends abandon you in the most precarious times.
0:44.7	My name is Ellen Marsh and across for me is old blue eyes over there, Joey Taranto, and you are listening to I Think Not.
0:51.2	The podcast where we talk about true crime, but we make it a little fun.
1:10.6	Yeah, we do. And guess what? If you're like, you know what, I like these two big mouth, loudmouth, big head, bobblehead, bobblehead, greasy face motherfuckas. Okay, that was enough. That was a little extra. If you're thinking, I want more of this, guess what? We've got a little something for you. it's called Patreon.
1:12.6	And for as little as $5 a month,
1:11.8	you can get four bonus episodes. Currently, we are covering a lot of documentaries. We just did
1:17.7	the Jody Hildebrand documentary. We just did the America's Next Top Model documentary, which is
1:22.4	also a crime. Make sure you let us know what you think about that, because we're very curious.
1:25.8	And there's tons of community events. We do quarterly paint parties, monthly movie parties, lots of ways to get more of us and also connect with other dbs. And don't forget Thursday Night Traders. And we're recording this on a Thursday night. And tonight is the finale. And next season, I'm going to wrangle, Joey. Oh, you'd love it so much.
1:44.2	We watch it on Discord and we chat and it's so fun. Oh, I won't be there. So head on over to patreon.com slash I think not for a little bit more of us. And if none of that is for you and you're like, oh, maybe I'll do an Apple subscription. We also have that. It's just a click of a click, a will of a wisp. and then you can get it right on there.
2:02.9	You know, Patreon app is not for everybody.
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