Do you ever get a little down in life?

Do you dream of that buff body but can't be bothered to actually do the work?

Of course you do. We all hate ourselves a little bit.

30 minutes from now, you'll feel so comparatively intelligent,

cultured and generally superior that you'll wonder why you ever worried at all.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Flats and Shanks.

Hello everyone and welcome to this episode of our weekly podcast.

I'm David Flatman.

I'm Tom Shanklin.

Hi, Tom.

Good day mate.

You didn't steal the intro this time, like you saw it last week.

I know. I know.

Because you know that you listen back to it in the car or something and you thought,

you know what, Shanko, you looked in the rear view mirror and you thought that was a dick move.

I would do that. I thought it was good mate.

By now I offended you and I would rather keep the peace than have you stern down at me.

Don't you get angry mate?

No mate. How you doing?

Yeah, good mate.

I mean, I already know because I've been here for 20 minutes before we started.

So I'm just pretending to the listeners that you don't know.

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