Hello and welcome to a memorial episode of We Only Look Thin.

This is Catherine Weigel.

And this is Donald Weigel, who is shocked.

Memorial episode.

It is Memorial.

Have you, do you know what a calendar is?

Do you follow the Western calendar?

I've heard of the Western calendar.

Well, if you go to any drugstore or candy shop, you can find yourself a calendar.

And as we turn the calendar page, we find that Memorial Day is coming.

And that's the kickoff to this big weekend.

I am so relieved.

Three-day weekend, people.

When you said Memorial episode, I thought you were

talking about something else entirely. No, I'm talking literally about, you see, as a person who

follows the Western calendar, it's more like people would, like, our good listeners understood what

I was talking about. You're the only outlier. I am not familiar with your Humon calendar. The outlier.

Is that like The Outlander, except it's a...

I'm the outlier? I like it. It makes me sound dangerous.

It does. Statistically speaking,

statistically speaking, Memorial Day comes every year.

Yeah, it does. That's a fun fact.

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