I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.

I breastfed all my children at the same time. I also breastfed my husband.

What? That's all fun and everything and then all of a sudden a thought creeps into my head.

What if I teleport to the roof? You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?

Teets not exactly that long. Like it's not like it was like a deep adidavis.

We should edit that out. I think my life without television would have been drastically different.

Sex in the car is probably something you're not that great at.

That was great at that actually. My husband thinks it's super.

Oh man. Do we know the good shit we absolutely do.

I mean you never leave a slaughterhouse protest feeling like you got what you wanted because you know

they're still going to be murdered.

Chris Manzo 8, Venmo.

They would daddy conversations do a mommy conversation.

This has a mistake. How did you own the show as a mistake?

Here's my thought. I just had an idea but I forgot it.

The dating life in general should have just straight up contracts. Should be like sports.

What's up everybody dear Albie Chris Manzo in the building?

Hi.

Very nice to see you Chris. I feel like we don't get the spend the best time together.

It's we're used to.

No but we used to live together.

That's true.

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