Episode 19 - Michael Banyan

Beef And Dairy Network

Beef, Ben, Comedy, Dairy, Maximumfun, Partridge

4.9 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2017

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Henry Paker joins in for this episode which features an interview with Bovine Poet Laureate, Michael Banyan. We also hear some of your letters on the topic of cows’ eyes. By Benjamin Partridge and Henry Paker. Thanks to Beth Eyre. Lid Licker poem by Rob Auton (www.robauton.co.uk) with original music by Timothy Tate (www.timothy-tate.com) Music: “Introspection” by Eric Matyas www.soundimage.org Stock media provided by Setuniman/Pond5.com and Soundrangers/Pond5.com

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0:44.0	Hello and welcome to the Beef and Dairy Network Podcast.
0:47.0	The number one podcast for those involved,
0:49.0	or just interested in the production of beef animals and dairy herds.
0:53.0	The Beef and Dairy Network Podcast is the podcast companion
0:56.0	to the Beef and Dairy Network website and printed magazine,
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