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The Brighter Side

Episode 19: Masturbation

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Amber Nelson, Last Podcast Network, Leisure, Comedy, Ed Larson, Society & Culture

4.7636 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2015

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

There comes moments of your life that you need to set free some human juice. And yeah, sure, that moment in your life might happen every day. This week we're talking masturbation with expert and host of This Week in Jackin', Chris Laker, director Adam Wirtz, and comedian Chrissie Mayr. You do you baby.

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0:00.0

We got to keep on the right side.

0:05.0

You got to keep on the right side.

0:09.0

I spend my paycheck off and find the boost.

0:13.0

That's okay and now I've got to be able to be.

0:18.0

All of the right side. You got to keep on the bright side you've got to be all on the bright side you know what I'm saying

0:25.1

you know what I'm saying well today on the brighter side ladies and gentlemen I have hope you

0:30.4

have had a wonderful beautiful fantastic day welcome greet the morning with a smile and a heart on

0:37.3

you know what I'm saying well today on the morning with a smile and a hard on. You know what I'm saying?

0:39.1

Well, today on the brighter side, we had booked, because apparently there was a war with happiness.

0:45.7

Anyways, and we were going to book Nick Turner, and he didn't show up.

0:50.2

Richmond, supposedly, Richmond is the happiest city in America.

0:53.9

And New York has been rated the most unhappy city in America

0:58.2

And it kind of pissed us off

0:59.7

And like, well, let's find someone for Richmond

1:01.2

And Nick Turner's from Richmond

1:02.6

Of course we thought who is the only person that could be from Richmond

1:06.5

Who's the only fat, happy asshole

1:09.5

That we know Is he? I don't think. No, I think he's just the curly hair. Yeah, yeah. That's about all. Oh, my. Well, he didn't show up. Looks like the son from the critic all grown up, this fat ass. No, show me Nick Turner. You piece of shit, you're laying in bed doing nothing. He says he was sick. He ain't doing shit. That's the old Milton Burrell excuse. He's watching fucking cartoons. We got Chris Laker here. Thanks for stepping in. I appreciate it. What an upgrade. Yeah. Oh, my God. A real fucking upgrade, Chris just put out an album. Yeah.

1:44.3

You know, he's on fire right now.

1:45.9

I saw him do an hour.

1:47.0

It was amazing.

1:47.7

That was an amazing show, by the way.

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