Episode 19: Madonna or Mandela? Discipline Special with Nurse Jessie

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2014

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

There's some Serious Chat in this episode, as podcast favourite Nurse Jessie returns to talk about the tricky topic of discipline. Does smacking work? Is a bribe better than a threat? Plus Jessie reveals her top tip for swift potty training. (Spoiler: it's not something they teach at nurse school.)

We have two stupid new games - Revenge is Sweets, where Ellie gets to punish Jessie for perceived childhood misdemeanours, and Madonna or Mandela?, where Ellie gets to punish Jessie for not being good at a ridiculous quiz.

To round everything off we have a Scummy Confessions SPECIAL. We read out some of the best (i.e. most revolting) revelations from audience members at our recent London stage show.

If you'd like to come and see us at the Brighton Fringe, we're performing at Upstairs at Three and Ten. The show is on Sat 10, Sun 11 and bank holiday Mon 26 May, all at 1pm. Tickets are £8.50 / £7 from the Brighton Fringe website.

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1:00.4	got to catch them all you talking about you talking about Pokemon or men on tender?
1:03.6	Shh!
1:04.6	Hmm.
1:05.6	This is the Scummymy's podcast. Hello and welcome to the scummy mummies podcast. I'm Elli Gibson and I'm Helen
1:22.4	thorn. That's right and we're joined today by
1:24.8	regular guest the wonderful nurse Jesse hello nurse Jesse hello nurse Jesse hello
1:29.1	Ellie hello Helen that sounds I'm disappointed you haven't worn your special nurses hat today. I haven't got one.
1:37.0	Well certainly not one that you use outside the bedroom. Good. So anyway it's lovely to have you
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