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🗓️ 19 October 2018
⏱️ 36 minutes
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0:00.0 | With all the stresses of life, it can be easy to lose perspective on what really matters. |
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0:14.2 | spontaneously and embrace the unexpected it's a chance to create new stories and |
0:19.9 | connections. You just have to be open to it. So enjoy a refreshingly cold, full-bodied |
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0:34.2 | Cheers. |
0:36.2 | From the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library |
0:38.3 | here in the wild of Connecticut, |
0:40.1 | this is obscure, the podcast in which I read Jude the obscure out loud and comment on it as I go. |
0:51.3 | I am your host, your friend, your reader, Michael Ian Black, I just picked something out of my mouth, |
0:59.4 | don't you? It was, I mean, you ever have like that little thing, a little tickle in your mouth and you pull something out and you're like oh that's gross that's a hair |
1:07.4 | well this wasn't a hair this was a fiber that somehow ended up in my mouth, a red acrylic fiber from an Afghan made for me by the titular head of the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library, Jill Schwartz. |
1:28.4 | I think she made it for me when I was maybe five or six years old. To my knowledge, this and another Afghan just like it are the only things. My mother ever knit, I guess it's knit. it's red white and blue. I feel like she gave it to me |
1:46.8 | around the bicentennial |
1:49.8 | 1976 and my brothers she made similar I think it was more like white blue and red. |
1:56.2 | I don't know if he still has his, but I have dragged this Afghan with me wherever I have gone |
2:02.1 | for the last 40-something years. |
2:05.0 | It's on my couch here in the Jill Schwartz Memorial Library. |
2:07.9 | I often have the Afghan on me when I'm in here |
2:11.8 | because the air conditioning in this part of my mants gets a little |
2:18.1 | cool and so sometimes when I'm supine on my couch I put the Afghan on and then somehow one of the fibers transferred itself |
2:26.7 | into my mouth and I just pulled it out relieved in a sense that it wasn't something much grosser than it turned out to be. |
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