It all started when I was a newly hatched nymph. I was a natural beauty and a master of disguise.

I'd lure in my targets with good looks and flowery promises.

Then I'd make them dinner.

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What's up y'all? I'm Amanda Seals and listen I get it we're in some serious time so I think some of you all forgot I'm a comment

She had them jokes I mean you forgot I had a whole HBO comedy special

I V for

you forgot I showed love to how black women give compliments.

Okay, Coca-dots.

And appreciate how white women move in corporate America.

Stop seeing all these unnecessary people

on these goddamn even!

I get it, we've been pooped up for a long time.

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laugh and learn our way through this madness together. How black am I gonna have to get?

Yo, Jess, I want to tell you this shit right now

while the fucking weed is in me.

I love you dog.

You know this shit.

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