Okay, so as you know, I am establishing residency.

I am colonizing North Carolina, a small town in North Carolina.

I've settled some land here, and as such, I need to furnish a new home.

And as you also know, the only reason that I agreed to do this podcast with you when

you came begging me to join you three years ago was because it has been my dream in life.

Literally, literally at your door, at your hand, wearing the outfit of a 19-depression

area street urchin.

You were on your knees.

You were still taller than me, but you were on your knees.

And the only reason I agreed to do this is because it has been my dream since I was a really

young, a little girl, to be sponsored by a mattress company.

You remember this, right?

Yeah.

So I need to buy a mattress, and we have this podcast.

And so, you know, it's just, it seemed to make sense that somehow the podcast would be,

would like get me a mattress.

It makes sense, right?

Things seem to be lining up that you would think if we did a, anyone who does a podcast

long enough, someone sends you a mattress.

Right.

And in fact, I've been waiting for this for so long that my bed at home at my house in

Washington, I have a king size bed and a queen size mattress because I refuse to buy

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