Welcome everybody to, uh, by the time you hear this Thursday edition of The Trial

Billies, I am, uh, running a bit of a skeleton crew, uh, but never fear. I have, uh, recruited some

muscle and joined me from Columbus. So how's Mr. Brian Quimby, one half of street fight radio,

one half with me of the Holy Boys? What else? Hey, Tom. I do like 18 different things. So,

I mean, Holy Boys and Street Fight are, are good, are good, uh, two good things for this audience.

And, uh, joining us also, uh, feels like long overdue. I think this is like, uh, one of the,

like, only handful of times we've done some chop-o-tributly stuff. Even though, even though we,

oh, a great debt to our origin story to you, boys. Uh, I remember, yeah, it's been a while. I think,

um, the first thing I ever did for you guys, uh, uh, on your show, rather, was the Halloween

episode. Yeah. Which was, that was the first time I've ever publicly told that story, which is,

like, one of my favorite stupid childhood stories. I thought it was a, like, great venue for it.

I love it. I love it. So, so if you hadn't guessed by now, we got, uh, two halves of, uh, well,

I guess two fifths of chop-o-trap-ass. And, uh, it's five halves. Technically,

we're very big. Oh, yeah. So, and we got Mr. Felix Baderman, Mr. Matt Kriestman.

Collectible. Now, the host of, uh, is it listen to my stories? It's, it's time for my story.

For my story. This is like another, it's like another show. Like, when we did chop-o, we didn't,

we were like, who gives a shit about the name? And now it's like, this name's so fucking stupid.

And with this one, like, when we were thinking, I was like, what if we had this name? I don't know,

I'm just throwing that out there. And they're like, yeah, I did do that. Now we have this one too.

One day, I'll have something that's the fifth of, like, 10 names that I've thought of.

Not just the first thing. Well, I love it because I didn't know. Is it a Midwestern thing to refer

to your TV shows as your stories? I thought, I don't know that's specifically Midwestern.

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