Episode 189: Cats?!?

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2019

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Meow. Get it? Cause of the episode title? HILARIOUS stuff. Anyhow, on this episode, there's a very special Wrestlemania recap from none other than Brendan Dassey and his mom Barb. There's also some quick fast food talk. After that, there's a whole bunch of animal related topics discussed. One is about how a mom saved her son from a mountain lion. Another is about a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at a zoo. There's some falcon on a plane talk and even a sad/crazy discussion about a "drug lord" and his cat. There's also some miscellaneous fun thrown in there to boot. You're gonna love this one with all your heart.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody I'm here to say that Danish had no nill can make it day I said
0:05.2	That's the truth it's no lies so jump along the ride don't feel shin' tide
0:08.7	clap your hands and don't forget to say hey what a pea be a beach pony that's true and blue
0:14.8	E-22 we still coming for you so raise your hands for the end the end you know we hold it down
0:20.1	like cigars hair at the pong for at the day or in the summer at the YMCA.
0:25.0	Energy is like I'm still man, but please don't make me kill man.
0:29.0	Don't make me call up GSP.
0:31.0	Don't make me call up Mickey Maybe. Don't make me call of Nick and A.D.
0:33.0	Don't make me call the Dasman.
0:35.0	They're gonna find you in trash cans.
0:37.0	Right outside of the Minnet, the show's starting, you also sit and listen.
0:41.0	Hey everybody, it's Jim Cornette.
0:43.3	I want to say a special hello to Danish and O'Neill.
0:47.0	Cary by God, hair puts you over.
0:48.9	I just want to say, fuck Guy Fieri,
0:51.4	fuck P22, and most of all, fuck that no-good bleached-haired Stephen Seagal.
0:58.2	You may have bleached hair under the shoe polish, maybe his first layer. I didn't want to interrupt the flow last week
1:05.6	when we had Earl but wait what the fuck is this? It's Jim Cornette famous wrestling
1:10.5	manager from the from W. C. W he's a wrestling legend.
1:16.0	And how did this come about?
1:18.0	Carrie, Carrie went to see Jim perform in Chicago.
1:22.0	I guess he did, I don't know if he did a live
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