Episode 187: My Book Of Mormon

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2014

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Special thanks to David Michael from My Book Of Mormon for joining us: http://mybookofmormonpodcast.com/ Prison for Afghan mullah who raped a 10-year-old girl inside his mosque: http://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/reports/news/a30751/prison-for-afghan-mullah-who-raped-a-10-year-old-girl-inside-his-mosque/ Malaysian Muslims Wring Hands Over Day of Touching Furry Friends, Wondering If It’s an Insult to Islam: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2014/10/27/malaysian-muslims-wring-hands-over-day-of-touching-furry-friends-wondering-if-its-an-insult-to-islam/ Legacy pastor fires back on highlighted ballot issue Read more: http://www.koat.com/news/legacy-pastor-fires-back-on-highlighted-ballot-issue/29357122#ixzz3HvXK6M6L Rick Wiles: Obama Will Threaten Veterans With Ebola, Set Up Ebola 'Re-Education Camps' - See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/rick-wiles-obama-will-threaten-veterans-ebola-establish-ebola-reeducation-camps#sthash.xjwhSeBI.dpuf Man Tries to Obtain Addresses of Strippers So He Can Pray For Them: http://jezebel.com/man-tries-to-obtain-addresses-of-strippers-so-he-can-pr-1650792182 The Mormon church finally explains the whole weird underwear thing with this informational video.: http://happyplace.someecards.com/religion/the-mormon-church-finally-broke-its-weirdunderwear-silence-with-this-informational-video/ Mormon founder had teen bride during polygamy days: http://news.yahoo.com/mormon-founder-had-teen-bride-during-polygamy-days-174802122.html

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:06.0	Alright guys, Dave Thomas, I was just ringin' to say that I'm loving to show it at the moment.
0:13.0	Um, probably make some really good, you know.
0:15.0	SOOOOO!
0:18.0	This is a bad, I'm going home, guys.
0:20.0	That's where I'm out of temple.
0:22.0	So I was thinking, you kinda, maybe say come out of Jesus for a minute,
0:26.0	you put Jesus in my heart, whatever, you brought up the, how do you, you sent the pigs,
0:32.0	or sent the demons into the pigs, and then like all the pigs run off the cliff,
0:36.0	and I was thinking like, what if we got the story all wrong from the Bible?
0:41.0	What if he was looking like a kid?
0:43.0	You remember his with the Wil Smith where he's like, he's like a super hero,
0:46.0	but he's always like screwing up and I was like, yeah, I hear it, shit.
0:50.0	What if that was Jesus?
0:51.0	You know what it's like that the marriage of Cain and you know, like,
0:56.0	what if they were out of wine, and that was a good thing,
0:59.0	because they didn't want wine, just the groom was kind of an alcoholic.
1:02.0	And then Jesus was like, look, harder, and then I was like, aw, Jesus,
1:07.0	he was getting his legs together, you know?
1:10.0	Like, what was the Wil Smith's Well for, he's like, you know, I could give you water
1:15.0	that was last forever, and she's like, oh great,
1:19.0	it's just my family starting with first, and our farm's followed apart.
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