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I'm Hannah. I'm Sruti and welcome to Redhanded. This is part two of a two-part series.

People, so if you haven't yet listened to part one of Leonardo Chinchuli, the soap maker of

Correggio, please go back and listen to last week's episode because otherwise you're

gonna feel disgusted and also very confused. It's gonna be a bad time for you.

You need the warm-up, I think you can't really just dive straight in with this one, unfortunately.

Absolutely, so go and do that. But maybe before you go and do that you want to listen to this very

quick announcement because we have merch, we have merch, there is merch, get the merch bugle,

what was it? Something, merch bugle out. The merch bugle. The merchandise claxon is ringing

through the hills and valleys. With a deafening sound, screaming, try harder be better, blanket

hag, fuck off with your entire life, and also loud, confident and wrong. Guys, there is just so much

merch, it all launched last Friday, but if you haven't seen that yet, it's probably because

you haven't listened to last week's episode, and you also don't follow us on social media,

which is, I mean, I don't really know what to say to you, if that's the case.

Yeah, which I hope you feel as disappointed in yourself as I feel in you, I feel like you need

to go to your room and think about what you've done for at least the rest of the week. Oh, wait,

that's all we can do. We can't do anything else.

And why are you locked up in your house? You might as well wear some comfy merch, right?

Yeah, snugly, I put denim shorts on today, which was a huge mistake. I'm really uncomfortable.

I mean, that sounds like the most uncomfortable item of clothing anyone could ever wear. I hate that.

Don't do that. Yeah, yeah, I mean, yeah, I've got tights on, but I don't know why I bothered, to be honest.

Yeah, where are you going? Breaking locked down. It's because I went for a run this morning,

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