You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you buried the pig

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you like jazz yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot revise

And nothing ever really dies. The Dead Pilot Society.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers but never produced.

It gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I am Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society.

We've got a little bit of a cold, so forgive me if I sound a little

sexier than usual. Not too sick to plug my movie, though. If you haven't checked it out yet,

what are you waiting for? It's a music documentary. It's called Born Innocent, the Red Cross

Story. You can rent it digitally at red crossfilm.com. While you're there, you can also now

pre-order the Blu-ray or the DVD. The Blu-ray is going to be a two-disc special edition. It's going to have a second disc with over five hours of special features. So even if you've already seen the movie, you're going to want to get your hands on one of those. Go to red crossfilm.com. that is Red Cross with two Ds and a K.

All right, we're doing something a little bit special this. on one of those. Go to red crossfilm.com. That is Red Cross with two Ds and a K.

All right, we're doing something a little bit special this month and next

because I had two pilots that came on my radar that both had the same premise.

I guess I can give it away.

They're both about text threads of a bunch of guy friends.

So we decided to do table reads of both of them.

We'll be bringing you the first one this month and the second in January. And then, you know,

you'll get the typical after-show interview with the writers of each pilot. But we're also,

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