Episode 187: CG for GC, Yankees Are Undefeated

The Short Porch

Barstool Sports

Baseball, Sports

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

The Yankees won their 1st game of the season with Gerrit Cole's dominance. Hear everything from Giancarlo's monster home run to the rain delay that cut the game short. This is your rapid reaction of Opening Day from The Short Porch! (Outro Song: Frank Sinatra - New York, New York)

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0:00.0	Hey Short Porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcast, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.5	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music.
0:08.2	Welcome to another edition of the Short Porch presented by Barcelona, I'm your host Hubbs. On the other side of the short porch presented by Barstool Sports.
0:12.7	I'm your host hubs.
0:13.7	On the other side of the, they're in studio, I am in my apartment,
0:17.6	Marty Mush, Tommy smokes.
0:19.3	I think TJ's in the room, I think Avery's in the room.
0:21.4	The Yankees want to know, that's all the fucking matters. What's going on, boy? I mean, you know they're in the room I think Avery is in the room the yankees want to know that's all the
0:22.6	fucking matters what's going on I mean you know they're in the room we just all talk to each
0:26.2	other for like 20 minutes and he's also drinking out his woodbat drink that says
0:31.8	hubs oh my god you doosh bag. Oh my God that's that is
0:37.2	repulsive. It's amazing. I've realized today I'm on a podcast where women have to hate both of you
0:44.7	You're a pain in it Tommy is a pain in the ass tonight with his fucking hot dog Billy football's cooking hot dogs and Tommy ordered his own hot dogs. I didn't know Billy football was going to be definitely cooking them. I know but he hadn't been doing it for a while.
0:59.0	I wanted a condition of fucking Coca-Cola and they forgot my Coca-Cola.
1:04.4	So Tommy's a pain in the ass and you, if I came over to fuck hubs and he's just drinking his
1:10.4	hubs wood bat, fucking jerking off to the Yankees.
1:14.0	I'd be here, you want to drink out of my hubs bat?
1:16.0	You want to go back to my place for a drink
1:18.0	and it's just his bat?
1:20.0	Or she thinks it's like a euphemism and but it's just literally like a bat.
1:24.0	It's a nice thing.
1:27.0	It drinks nice.
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