Episode 187: B. Creamy
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 8 February 2021
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
Truth, Dare, or Spoon! Oh my god, I guess I'll go with SPOON! Hahaha. Oh sick there's mayonnaise in here...Yuckeroo! I can't wait til my 39th birthday tomorrow haha. That's just one writer's guess at what's going on in the living rooms and dens of annoying glasses wearing guys around the country. Also on today's show we've got the debut of 3 new characters: Mr. Food, Flip Flop Farrar, and The Michael Jordan of Coins. Probably couldn't find that many characters in Kanji, the adopted logographic Chinese characters that are used in the Japanese writing system. We also have an update on a stupid fuckin thing that squirts goo into your banana. So that's something to look forward to. Alright I'll see ya in there gang.
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We're also brought to you by Manscaped. Now, the Lawnmower 3.0 is what the whole world is talking about, but they sent us some of their cologne and it's actually crazy good. It smells like cologne, you know, I don't know what the scent is. But I put it on and walk around my house knowing that I smell pretty decent. That's about all you can ask for from a cologne, I think. Not gonna fix the whole world but got a good sniff to it. Anyway when you go over there use promo code YKS please -- this helps the show out and it also helps out your groin area!
Jessuary continues over at the YKS Premium Patreon: this week, don't "Fuggedaboutit!" cause we've got a great episode. Chris James, Rob Whisman, and Stefan Heck are on to discuss Frank D'Angelo's 125-minute long card-playing drama Sicilian Vampire.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters up with these and stuff and stuff to you, man. |
| 0:11.0 | Cause I'm thinking these will stick in my body to be the face and face. |
| 0:15.0 | My congel, go man. |
| 0:18.0 | I told you I told you I told you I told you I still keep drinking that garbage. |
| 0:23.0 | I told you I still keep drinking it up. |
| 0:26.0 | Cause I love it and I need it. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is your kick-starters, subs. |
| 0:33.0 | The podcast. |
| 0:36.0 | Hey, guys. |
| 0:38.0 | The most recent episode, yeah, I did kind of like a wrestling introduction and I'm a drunk, |
| 0:45.0 | a moronic loser, like most of the people listening to your show. |
| 0:49.0 | So I thought I'd do like a wrestling intro for that. |
| 0:52.0 | You can maybe use it for the beginning of the show, you know. |
| 0:55.0 | So here we go. |
| 0:58.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the following podcast is scheduled for six pack. |
| 1:04.0 | And it has a time limit of two hours, introducing first. |
| 1:10.0 | Come again at two hundred five pounds with two hundred and six when he's here. |
| 1:15.0 | It's just a J.F. |
| 1:20.0 | And the fuck I put this up. |
| 1:23.0 | Yeah, you're probably going to play it now. |
| 1:26.0 | So fuck you guys. |
| 1:28.0 | Hey, everybody, well, I'm going to YKS. |
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