Welcome to the worst bestsellers, where we read about Bill Clinton's wildest PG-13 fantasies, so you don't have to.

I'm Kate.

And I'm Renata.

And for this episode, we read, The President is

Missing by Bill Clinton and James Patterson. Joining us to discuss this doubly ghost-written thriller

is extremely reluctant politics junkie Carrie. Hello. I want to say thanks to Carrie

for joining us. I want to say special thanks to Robert Barnett,

our lawyer and our friend who brought us together on this book, advised, cajoled, and occasionally

cracked the whip. I want to say thanks to Hillary Clinton, who has lived with and worked against

this threat and the consequences of unheeded warnings

for her constant encouragement and reminders to keep it real.

To Sue solely Patterson, who has learned the art of criticizing and encouraging, often in the same breath.

And to the men and women of the United States Secret Service and all others in law

enforcement, the military, intelligence, and diplomacy who devote their lives to keeping the rest

of us safe and secure. And most importantly, thank you to our beloved Patreon patrons

who chose this book for us to read and we read it.

I don't know that if I was Bill Clinton saying Hillary Clinton, who has lived with this threat without being more specific about what that is.

Yeah.

Like, you know, yours truly the threat.

Is that his nickname?

I don't know.

You may have noticed I, or I noticed that I phrased my enthusiasm for politics, not that differently that I

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