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Spilled Milk

Episode 186: Fruit Punch

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Comedy, Food

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2015

⏱️ 25 minutes

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by Tlenty, Gilato and Sorbeto.

0:03.6

Tylente has created flavorized.me, this crazy website that somehow analyzes your social media personality and creates a custom gelato flavor inspired by you

0:15.2

Matthew. What do they create for like introverts who don't post very much?

0:21.0

Vanilla. Yes. This may be a personal question, but have you ever been

0:25.6

flavorized? I've never been flavorized, but I'm really looking forward to it.

0:29.7

I think maybe before our next Tlenty ad spot we should we should

0:35.4

flavorize ourselves and see what happens and announce it on the show.

0:38.9

You know I once wrote in a poem when I was like 17 I like sort of you know it was like some autobiographical

0:46.0

little poem thing that I was assigned in my junior year let's hear an excerpt from

0:50.8

that anyway but I had to like describe myself and I described my skin color as like

0:56.1

raspberries in cream or something embarrassing like that.

0:59.2

That sounds a lot like that poem we read on the show a couple of weeks ago.

1:01.8

I hate myself. Anyway, go to flavorized dot me and you can. that poem we read on the show a couple of weeks ago.

1:02.6

Anyway, go to flavorized.me

1:04.4

and you can see what flavor you are.

1:07.1

And also go to your Grocer's freezer case

1:09.0

and picked up some Tylente, Jolato, and sorbeto. I'm Molly and I'm Matthew.

1:17.0

And this is spilled milk, the show where we cook something delicious, eat it all,

1:21.0

and you can't have any.

1:23.0

And today we are talking about fruit punch.

1:25.7

We are indeed.

1:27.0

And let's be clear, we're not talking about like

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