I'm Hi, and welcome to this week's three-vex four-wheels F-1 podcast.

It's Paul here with.

Dan, Chris.

And Lee.

Are we keeping the same names all the way through the show, or are we going to force India it?

I think we should race and point it.

I might change my name halfway through the show, and I'm opening, in fact, no, not halfway through this show. I've just had a brainwave. I'm going to change my name to whatever the highest bidder says I'm going to change my name to out of all of our listeners. So you're now Chris Hilfiger. I could be. if somebody pays enough money and I'll introduce myself on next week's show as whatever the highest bidders. I've always felt... I've got 10 quid. This has been done in motor racing before. Okay. So what am I changing my name to, Dan? Dan 10 pound. In British touring cars. I've got a thousand... I'm trying to get you more money, aren't I?

Yeah, in British touring cars, there was a driver called John Batchelor, who ran his own

ETCC team.

Yeah.

And for sponsorship, he legally changed his name to John Top Gear when Top Gear magazine

sponsored the team.

That was only a one-year deal.

The following year, he officially changed his name again by Deedpole to John B&Q.

Nice.

That's clever, though.

It's clever.

I've always felt that my parents missed the opportunity of not starting my name with the.

The? Yeah. The Batman. you know the all the greats yeah go on a little bit of topic here

but not that we're on topic at the moment it feels more like a patron

from pay for a little bit yeah I found out you can hear more stuff like this

if you go to patreon.com slash three legs four wheels and pledge I I found out in this last week that Germany has a department, a government department for naming children. If you want to call your child, something that's not a designated name already, they have to approve it. If they don't approve it, you can't call your child that. So I wonder if they could have, I wonder if the FIA could have that for F1 teams and what are

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