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I'm Sruti and I'm Hannah, apparently. It's been a long week over here at Redhanded and welcome.

Yeah, if you know those weeks where you're like, who, who have I ever been?

I have no clue. It's one of those. My sense of self is pretty what's the word?

Existentially challenged? Yes, exactly. Yeah. A friend of mine takes me like, I've cut my hair and it's way too short.

I did it myself, it was a terrible lockdown decision. I was like, why are you cutting your hair at two o'clock on a Wednesday afternoon?

Just have an existential crisis like everybody else.

I mean, that is a manifestation of an existential crisis, isn't it?

That's all so true.

That's it. I mean, I have thought several times during lockdown, one, two, and now three.

About maybe cutting a fringe into my hair.

We've spoken about the fringe. I haven't. I won't do it.

It just don't. I won't. No, you can't do it. I veto the fringe.

I haven't got sharp enough scissors for a start. I just cut with a button I can do my hair.

Anyway, that's not what you're here to listen to us talk about.

We're doing fine, guys. Don't worry. This is all because of that top secret project that we're still working on.

It's hard, but it's getting there and we can't wait to tell you about it very, very soon.

And then literally never do it again. Precisely.

But some other things that we will continue to keep doing is delivering fantastic content for all of our lovely patrons.

Because that's what we do. Now, on a regular basis, that is basically another full-time job that we have and we love it.

So if you are a patron, you will know that we release a hell of a lot of content over there, namely under the duvet,

which we release every single week after the main episode. It's kind of like the after party.

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