Episode 185: New Seating Arrangements, Trophies, and Priests Against Twerking
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
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On this ep, the "teacher" finally changes Andrew and Ryan's seats, so the boys will behave better. Danish reads an article written by a Priest, who says that twerking is evil. Then, the boys get caught up on Mormon butt-stuff regulations and allowable marital activities. Andrew almost buys himself a trophy, and finally, a new David Goggins video makes everyone flip out.
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