Episode 185: Craig Ferguson, Nothing Changes If Nothing Changes

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All Things Comedy

Comedy, Society & Culture, Stand-up

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Bobo gets a gift. Craig is Hollywood’s highest paid actor per word. We talk Lithuania disease, Desmond Tutu, Australian William Wallace, The Drew Carey Show, and Asian Yoda. Bonus Philippines content at: Sponsor Links:

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0:00.0	The Oh let's wait let's okay so um I'm gonna do a countdown I don't say anything
0:26.4	to see your name okay Craig?
0:27.6	Oh fuck okay.
0:28.6	Okay.
0:30.6	Do I? cream on your face? No, I have pimple cream? Yeah.
0:33.0	He's what?
0:34.0	Do I, do I have, do I look like I'm dying of some kind of waterborne virus?
0:39.0	No, you're fine.
0:41.0	Has someone said that to you recently?
0:42.0	You look full-blooded and...
0:44.0	Well, I was just... I told them... I just... I put my mouth to something in the garden.
0:49.5	We'll talk about it in there. We'll talk about it. I'm very worried about it.
0:52.2	We'll talk about it. It it the same things.
0:53.2	All right.
0:54.2	Because it's bacteria.
0:55.2	We already know it's such as that.
0:56.8	We talk about science later.
0:57.8	All right.
0:58.8	Five.
0:59.8	Four.
1:00.8	Three.
1:01.8	Do do do do do do do do do do do do do to do to do to do to do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do,
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