Episode 184 - Your Christmas Tree is Full of Praying Mantises
DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve
Headgum and Dynamic Banter
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2019
⏱️ 76 minutes
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On today's episode the boys discuss COMEDY, read passages from a sexy book, talk about Prying Mantises, and OPEN YOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS!!!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum Podcast. |
| 0:31.0 | Ladies and gentlemen |
| 0:33.7 | Merry Christmas |
| 0:36.4 | Happy Holidays. Yeah, yes |
| 0:40.6 | Pour the Holidays all over my dad's dead body for Christmas |
| 0:48.5 | That's not very nice because my dad's alive and I love him |
| 0:52.4 | But that's not me. It's not me saying that. It's like a weird version of me saying that the podcast |
| 0:58.2 | It's the podcast Steve. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because there's podcast Steve and then there's real-life Steve and then there's on camera |
| 1:06.2 | Steve there's first couple minutes of the podcast Steve. Yeah, and then there's like 45 minutes and podcast Steve |
| 1:11.7 | Yes, yeah, but but 45 minutes in podcast Steve is still podcast Steve |
| 1:18.4 | Yeah, which is also very related to on camera Steve |
| 1:22.2 | Yeah on camera and podcast Steve are very similar |
| 1:26.5 | Yeah, but still slightly different than real Steve |
| 1:33.2 | That's me welcome to this show guys. What is it Christmas? |
| 1:37.4 | This is gonna go up on the 20th so it's not exactly Christmas, but it's the most like Christmas |
| 1:42.7 | You could feel like without it actually being Christmas. What are we gonna do about next week? |
| 1:47.6 | What do you mean as far as doing the show? Why is Christmas on our? |
| 1:51.1 | What is Christmas this year? We do have one ad on the 27th for the episode on the 27th |
| 1:59.6 | Okay, which means something needs to be done |
| 2:03.0 | Man, these those god damn brands don't think we take vacations and shit those brands don't want us to take vacations |
| 2:10.2 | This is where cogs in the machine just evil brands |
| 2:13.0 | We're so thankful for the ads we are please don't go away |
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