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The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Episode 184, Part 1: A Bit Of Apples

The Socially Distant Sports Bar

Nata Media

Comedy, Improv, Game Of Thrones, Rugby, Alt Schwift X, Sports, A Clash Of Kings, Football, Arts, A Song Of Ice And Fire, Sport

4.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 November 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to this week's Socially Distant Sports Bar with Elis James, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero. This is Part 1/ of this week’s episode. Part 2 is out every week on Fridays. You can listen to the podcast WITHOUT ADVERTS, every Tuesday (EARLY RELEASE), with 30 minutes of BONUS CONTENT every single week by heading to our Patreon https://www.patreon.com/distantpod MICHAEL OWEN’S MOVIE CLUB & HOFFI POD Every month we produce TWO bonus podcasts for the top two levels of our Patreon. Michael Owen’s Movie Club is Elis, Mike and Steff talking about a Sports Movie they’ve watched. Hoffi Pod is the boys talking about clips they like which are nothing to do with Sports. Head to https://www.patreon.com/distantpod and sign up for the £8 or £10 levels today! PUPPETS ON YOUTUBE “Puppet” Paul Melin has been busy creating puppet versions of our funniest moments on Distant Pod. Head over to our YouTube Channel, SUBSCRIBE AND CLICK ON THE BELL to see the latest episode whenever it gets published. https://www.youtube.com/thesociallydistantsportsbar LIVE SHOWS We're doing 2 live shows in November. On Saturday November 4th at 2:30pm at the Cheerful Earful Festival at The Clapham Grand. https://link.dice.fm/j30befa1054c On Sunday November 5th we’re live in Wrexham at the William Aston Hall. https://williamastonwrexham.com/event/wrexham-comedy-festival-socially-distant-sports-bar-live-ft-humphrey-kerr THIS WEEK’S SHOW PART 1 (OUT ON WEDNESDAY) Elis: Reliving his first goal for Wales https://twitter.com/cymru/status/1712908453159584028?s=46&t=zd8v2j0_Ix70hX_A3F1z0Q https://twitter.com/welshfootball_/status/1712891671468224905?s=46&t=zd8v2j0_Ix70hX_A3F1z0Q Steff: Goalkeepers from the 70s doing odd things https://twitter.com/bryansgunn/status/1713081285894173014 Mike: Zion Clark https://twitter.com/gwr/status/1682760157070065666?s=46 https://youtu.be/nTtizrFXL4I?si=lFXjslm_3AQPZ-hW PART TWO (OUT ON FRIDAY) Steff Documentary: The Lights of Wrigleyville https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-lights-of-wrigleyville/id1244784611?i=1000395357662 Mike Book: Nobody Beats Us by David Tossell https://amzn.to/46RUjKT PART 3 PATREON SECTION (ONLY via https://www.patreon.com/distantpod ) Steff: Bad Ideas on Social https://twitter.com/football__tweet/status/1711018663791178227?s=12 Mike: Jim Hamilton on TT with Craig Doyle https://www.instagram.com/reel/CrJlDSHOmS5/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Elis: Boomerang https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxr9zIHoVgp/?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, I joined one of the top two levels of the social distance sports bar on Patreon right now.

0:06.3

You will receive not just one but two additional podcasts every single month.

0:11.5

You've got a hoffy part.

0:13.2

I'd love to know what Neanderthal sound like.

0:16.1

Unfortunately, this is the funniest two-minute-on-video on the internet in my opinion.

0:20.7

In-duty!

0:22.4

One, two, three!

0:24.4

I wonder if they died out. They pissed themselves laughing.

0:30.1

And Michael Owens movie club.

0:32.5

Would Michael Owens like it?

0:33.9

I think he would, you know.

0:35.2

True story.

0:36.3

Yeah, I think he would as well.

0:37.6

I think it's boring enough that he would like it.

0:39.9

Is she going off with her?

0:40.7

There is a first, second, this, third, this, fourth.

0:42.7

No, I mean, like, fucking...

0:44.1

But that's what he's thinking. I thought this is only going to appeal.

0:46.3

The important part about other sex is how Willie Jean King is doing it.

0:51.6

If you're on one of our lower tiers of Patreon, the £4 on £6,

0:55.2

the layer is really simple to upgrade.

0:57.6

If you're not on Patreon at all, head over to patreon.com slash distant pod.

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