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Abby, you have taken on the position of the Guardian to the gates of Oriara's Mechanicus

Realm on the peak of the Silver Peak Mountains.

And one day as you stand your vigilant guard, Raz, the Red Dragon, who you managed to turn

to your side, flies and coasts over the air and lands next to you.

Abby, could you describe your character to the audience please?

Abby is a really about, oh god, what was the height that we said, about three to four

feet robot, a construct who, oh god, I don't know how to explain this, his features are

a bit bigger than you would explain with pretty big arms, little bit legs, his little horns

on the top and his eyes, you can see are made out of flames, but they still take this

orb shape along with when he opens his mouth, there's flames that you can see inside.

And he's a little guy, just a little dude, just a little guy, just a funny little guy.

Abby, as you stand there, Raz lands and gallops towards you and goes, master, Raz, hello,

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