Extra, extra, read all about it now.

Oh, baby.

Extra, extra, read all about it now.

Now then, good morning, welcome to the papers.

It's Friday, April 5th, 2024,

and Storm Casseline is threatening the UK today. If you believe the broadcast media in any case,

it is a bit windy out there in Salford and wet, although we dodged the rain this morning,

the puppies and myself, we managed to get out for just over an hour and back

without being drenched so that's a positive start to this Friday and to the weekend.

Hope all as well with you, excuse me, and thank you as always for downloading the podcast.

I appreciate it.

To the front pages, then the Guardian. I appreciate it. To the front pages, then, The Guardian.

Biden demands Gaza ceasefire in strongest rebuke yet to Israel. Strongest rebuk. This is

Farcicle, isn't it? Featured on several of the front pages, by the way. A report about a phone call between

US President Joe Biden and the Israeli PM Netanyahu. Allegedly, Biden said his country's support for Israel

would depend on steps being taken to address civilian harm and humanitarian

suffering in Gaza. This, according to the Guardian, is Biden's strongest rebuke, yet it is pathetic.

As I said, and you're probably tired of hearing it, not for me but from other, also from other independent content creators.

A real rebuke would be, listen, I'm going to the United Nations to get support for a no-fly zone.

We're going to protect the skies above Palestine. We'll shoot down any Israeli plane that takes to the skies over Palestine. We're going

to sanction you and every one of your government ministers. We're going to freeze all of your

assets overseas. We're going to starve you. Back to the Stone Age, unless you stop the genocide

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