Episode 183: O'Neill Finds the Diary
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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It comes out that Andy has been keeping a “productivity journal” while O’Neill was out of town. Danish reads O’Neill the journal, and he loses it because it’s mainly tracking bowel movements and "self-love" time. Danish and O’Neill have a eulogy for Bob from the Comedy Store, which puts Andrew in a dark/weird place but makes him sympathetic towards his cohosts. Then, the boys turn off all the lights and finally write a Wazzup Man of Reddit!
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| 0:00.0 | Music |
| 0:10.0 | Music |
| 0:26.0 | Hey guys happy spooky season spooky season's all year round. Oh, yeah. Yes. Don't listen to people saying it's not maybe I should use my lower voice today |
| 0:53.9 | so that I don't get mad you for people that are watching you're you're on a boosty a seat. I'm on a child's booster sciatic |
| 1:01.0 | a child's boosty a the chair a silk child's boosty a chair |
| 1:05.2 | It looks it works for you do a man spread you got a spread eagle |
| 1:09.3 | I do have to spread eagle because my nuts have nowhere to go as opposed to before where you crossed your legs like this tight |
| 1:15.1 | I normally see my sloppy orangutang nuts could never do that |
| 1:20.0 | Cross tighter than Ari Shafir is a tight leg cross can't do it. Is it true though that because you also are wearing lifted flip flops |
| 1:35.9 | I can't believe you figured this out and I'm wearing a three inch lift flip |
| 1:40.6 | It's not that hard to figure out they're pretty junky. I want you guys to think I'm a handsome tall boy |
| 1:45.3 | Okay, but next thing we know you're going to be have wires connected to you when you come in I do like Peter Pan |
| 1:53.9 | I thought he weren't going to tell them that I was going to be hooked up so that could be floating around everywhere. Oh |
| 2:00.7 | Shit is that real? |
| 2:02.7 | It's fake can I see it bro? My blade. Yeah, listen |
| 2:08.3 | Fucking awesome sound of a blade. It's my new birthday. This is one of these things. I was in Tennessee |
| 2:14.4 | Fuck can I do this around my my yeah, you probably will hurt yourself, but you can still do it |
| 2:19.2 | Wait, what should I do? I think when you push it up and it'll fly in the fly and kill it |
| 2:25.4 | Go up |
| 2:27.4 | Yeah, come on. It's a fucking night. Which way does it break it you psycho you agree? |
| 2:34.1 | The real tentative fucking awesome handle it. What's it called anvil knives? Yeah, Andrew the Enville fucking hell |
| 2:42.8 | Yeah, dude. Yeah, I could kill anybody with this |
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