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Hey guys, the heterosexual style of my hair.

I have not engaged in heterosexual man, but I have engaged in heterosexual woman and I can tell you there is life in the rectum.

I recently had to do a course event about it.

For a bit of a urinary trafficking type of treatment.

Do you think any of those types of women have sex with a woman?

So yes, there is life in the rectum.

Hey guys, this is Foster calling back from Pennsylvania.

We recently had a pretty serious health scare.

My mother had bad enough that I had to call 911 for the first time in my life.

Unless she had home and back to normal health, they actually had to get her a last ride.

And they called the whole family to the hospital.

You know that whole deal.

Anyway, doing the crisis, I was standing outside a room and talking with her priest.

And trying to start as possible, we made civil.

Well, he told me that I should be planning for her and lighting for her candle for her.

And it's any mass in our honor.

We're going to move this textbook-tastic guilt trip by phone ring.

In the sweet sounds of long black clock comes from my pocket.

You got this weird horrified look.

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