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Clialites of your entire life. Yeah. Now, before we start, let me call attention to this

gigantic swore on my lip. I know, I know. You're going to say, is that giant herpes? No.

I burned myself on soup. I, I twice microwave the same soup because it got cold and then

I microwaved again. I over microwaved it. And when I took a sip, you know, I quickly

spitted out because it was scalded. But there was a little piece of, I think it was spinach

that was in the soup that wrapped around my lip and wouldn't let go. Wow. And so I didn't

realize how bad it wasn't. It actually blistered. Now, I know what people are going to say. Right.

In the comments, you're going to say it's monkey pox, right? Go ahead. Go ahead. Just say it.

Say it's monkey pox. It was not monkey pox. It was from hot soup. Now, in the interest

of proper context, at the time I was eating the soup, I was also fucking a monkey. But

I don't think that has anything to do with this. It was probably the soup. And I'm not gay,

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