Geez, are my parents seriously going to get divorced?

All right, Rick, I'm going to go to my...

Not so fast, Morty. You heard your mom.

We've got adventures to go on, Morty, just you and me.

And sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad.

You want to know why mordy because he

crossed me okay take it easy Rick that that's dark oh it gets darker mordy

welcome to the darkest year of our adventures first thing that's different no more dad

mordy he threatened to turn me into the government so I made him and the

government go away oh I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your

family and your universe your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister,

so now you know the real reason I rescued you. I just took over the family,

Morty, and if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it, and they'll take my sight because I'm a hero,

Morty. And now you're gonna go and do whatever I say,

Mortie, forever. And I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan

Cessuan Terriaki dipping sauce, Mortie. Because that's what this is all about,

Mortie. That's my one-arm man. I'm not driven by eventually my dead family, that was fake.

I'm driven by finding that McNuggets sauce. I want that Mulan McNuggets sauce,

Moray. That's my series'ark morning. If It takes nine seasons. I want my McNuggets. Tipping sauce.

Sesuan sauce. Morty. That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end of the end morning.

Season nine more seasons, morning. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping seshuan sauce for

97 more years morning. I want that McNugget sauce 40.

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