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That was somewhere between the sip and a gulp. It was more of a sump. And that's how words are created

by writers. Yeah, I just created a word, it's a sump. Well, what's happening in the news that

will entertain us in the lightest? Oh, let's see. Autonomous killer drone robots.

Uh-oh. So the United Nations is trying to get together and to decide if autonomous murderous

drones should be legal in war. Because you know, there's one thing you don't want to happen in

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