Hey Johnny, do you want to go to an ice cream social?

Yeah, I'd love to!

Great! Let's go! it's time for another episode of who cares is fucking happy birthday paul

happy birthday paul happy birthday pa happy birthday to me happy birthday paup pa pa pa pa pa pa for your birthday jacobob jacob's decided to turn his chair into some kind of steven Happy birthday, Paul. Paul. Paul.

For your birthday, Jacob's decided to turn his chair into some kind of Stephen Hawking-like device.

I've just tweeted out your photo.

I said Jacob has become one with his cyber chair.

Jacob has decided to make a like Bob Dylan harmonica-like rig of a microphone on his chair so that he can turn around and talk to us facing us. It's somewhere between Bob Dylan and Baron Harconan.

I was thinking like from Dune. Now it's official. Now that Jacob can turn and face us, he's really,

he's really not really our audio guy anymore. Oh, just now?

Well, that's what I'm saying, is that like, I realize, you know, he's been playing,

if you look at the amount of drops versus dialogue in his early episodes, the amount of,

like, we now need, like, a fourth person to become our audio person to do drops.

My original dream was to have, like, a Fred, you know, that Howard Stern has.

Someone just works onred, you know, that Power Surin has. Right. Just works on drops. Just off the back. But Jacob's got to shine. He's got to radiate.

And he has, and he clearly has the wherewithal, the build equipment to do so.

I love it. And then I was thinking, this is kind of like swallowing a spider to catch the fly kind of thing. Whoever we get to start doing audio jobs would also eventually talk and would eventually become a fourth co-host of this show.

Right.

Then you'd have, uh, well, I mean, that's probably what happened with Baba Booie, right?

He was mostly off camera doing stuff.

Oh, without a doubt.

Yeah.

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