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New Rory & MAL

Episode 181 | Rory And Mal Shower With Fans

New Rory & MAL

iHeartPodcasts and The Volume

Music, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.87.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2023

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

We’re back from our break with an important discussion. Before we get into the episode: If you call in for a follow-up voicemail that call will be answered on Patreon. So if you’d like to hear more details, join our Patreon! Now, how do we define a fat a**? Naturally we transition to dating apps where Julian and Demaris guide the guys through their preferences while Rory reminisces. Then we open the discussion to visiting other parts of the US and the new laws that’ll change the cities. Where would you move and what’s the most dangerous city in the country? We explain to Rory & Mal the “Grimace challenge” on TikTok (maybe we’ll do it) and share Mal’s old planking pics. We continue to share stories of getting robbed (RIP Rory’s SouthPole jacket) and how being horny can really put you in some compromising situations. We press Mal about some horrible Bronx fashion trends. Rory asks a wild question about Mal. It’s time for voicemails! We start with back-to-back “is this hip-hop?” questions. The first regarding shower etiquette and the second about getting dressed. The last call is our first time encouraging a couple to get back together. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sephora sells like just wipes for your face. They're not makeup remover like yeah

0:04.7

They're for anyone that just wants to clean their face before a brand

0:07.4

I would have those on me all the time and women would call me a hoe every time it was a four-row

0:12.3

Which girls is that I'm like no I just like clean my face. It's like no it's for when I take off my face

0:17.1

Oh, this is a good product like

0:19.2

He says what worry says no it's when I take off the black face

0:26.0

No, William

0:30.3

I

0:34.3

Tangerine yeah, I call it sweet sour and my lawyer say it's urgent. I'm a column man out and we start

0:42.1

You okay, and we're yeah, you look privileged

0:45.2

Because just to the drop is that your job you took the slate away from me. I can't even close your hands

0:52.4

It was payback. I'm taking back the new Roy Moldrop out the club. I don't get the slate anymore. You don't ask me to clap

1:00.0

Just I don't know I feel a little bit resentment. We'll talk stuff

1:03.1

Anyways, while we're talking off off camera

1:06.6

Julian thinks he knows what a fat ass

1:10.6

And thinks he knows what we all think of fat asses julian's

1:16.0

Perception and I've noticed that over the years like dude perception of not julian in particular

1:21.6

I'm just saying I've noticed over the years that guys will say oh, yo, she was bad

1:26.4

It was a bunch of girls in there and then you see what they talking about you like

1:31.0

All right, I just have to learn that it's subjective. Yeah, you can't type shame. It's yes, it's subjective. So I think let's let's go

1:37.9

By what I think I think that julian's definition of fat ass is like an athletic nice little like you know

1:45.2

I would call that a nice ass a fat ass is a fat ass. No, no, no, no, because some people say she had a fat ass and you see it

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