Episode 181: Rare Girth Minerals

Trillbilly Worker's Party

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Local dipshits T&T struggle to make sense of the world with the help of the local newspaper Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trillbillyworkersparty

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0:00.0	Well, I've got an announcement to make for all the rest of you, ignorant coal-mudged rural
0:10.9	dwellers in the United States, we've finally been given a lifeline.
0:15.0	That's right, Letcher County will finally be back on top.
0:20.0	We were down, we were kicked while we were down. The whole world laughed at us while
0:28.1	we laid in the mud with coal smudged on our faces that we couldn't mind anymore
0:33.8	You all laughed at us, but now we'll see who's laughing now the tables have turned because
0:40.6	Just announced this week
0:47.0	Letcher County is getting a rare earth mineral mine. Soon to be mined by the same company, I think American resources, which is a coal company.
1:00.0	That's right.
1:05.0	right.
1:06.0	This is... This is...
1:07.0	This is gonna be all the rage.
1:09.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	We're gonna party like it's 1878. A lot of people don't know this but it wasn't the first
1:21.0	like prospecting an Appalachian done for COBOLT mining
1:25.8	That's kind of how they stumbled upon coal or whatever I think so I'm just reading here
1:30.0	Upon analysis it has been estimated that American rare earth's initial site has the ability to produce rare earth oxides, having a mix of approximately 20% neodymium, praciodemium, and dysoproceum, those classic minerals we all know in love.
1:50.0	Dog, let me just tell you what I see happening here right from the jump.
1:55.0	In the year is 2136 and somebody's gonna be fighting the war on Neo
2:03.6	whatever you said
2:06.0	neodymium and then people are going to be like saying this is my heritage
2:09.4	this is what my daddy and his daddy's daddy and his daddy's daddy before him always mind.
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