Episode 181: Nip Clothespins, Bagel Knives, Monsters and Hags
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows four our listeners! Go to HelixSleep.com/BeachCops. This is their best offer yet, and it won't last long! With Helix, better sleep starts now.
To listen to this full episode and get other bonus content, go to our PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/beachcops
On this episode, Andy brings in a survival tool for show-and-tell with a hidden punch knife, and it’s the worst piece of (expletive) anyone has ever seen. He also keeps dropping it, causing Danish some extreme anxiety. They talk Chinese spy balloons and a disturbing report from O’Neill on Milf Manor, but Andrew still wants those gross old ladies. O’Neill tries to get down to brass tacks with life advice for Andy. Then, Andy disappoints himself and his wife when he lets the boys play a scary game with his nips and then twerks.
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| 0:00.0 | There are certain things in life you just don't want to do. |
| 0:03.1 | Is there anything worse than going to a mattress store and laying down on a mattress that |
| 0:06.8 | you know? |
| 0:07.8 | Hundreds of people have tried out and they're dirty clothes and then you have to talk to |
| 0:11.3 | some overly eager sales rep, definitely nothing worse, order a Helix mattress online and receive |
| 0:16.9 | easy delivery, avoid all that. |
| 0:18.9 | Helix is offering up to 20% off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. |
| 0:24.1 | Go to HelixSleep.com slash beach cops. |
| 0:27.5 | Get up to 20% off your mattress and two free pillows. |
| 0:31.2 | Guys this is their best offer yet and it won't last long with HelixSleep better starts |
| 0:35.2 | now. |
| 0:36.2 | I'm Brown Rangus. |
| 0:37.2 | Hey, Aaron, let me hear that crunch. |
| 0:40.2 | So just. |
| 0:46.2 | You got an egg addiction. |
| 0:52.2 | Try making eggs. |
| 0:59.2 | Terrible. |
| 1:00.2 | Terrible. |
| 1:01.2 | Terrible. |
| 1:02.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:25.5 | Welcome to Milf Manor. |
| 1:27.3 | Yep. |
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