Okay, so as people who listen to last week, I'm sure remember I have been having some trouble getting my haircut because I got canceled by a hair dresser for a known crime.

It's just very pathetic. It is pathetic. Yeah, I got canceled. The crimes were unstated, but I think we all know what they are slurs against gamers. I use the trees slurred too many times.

So I've been having trouble finding a new one. I talked about on the show last week, a listener reached out who lives here, who you still live here. Thank you, Kate, and gave me recommendations. So I made an appointment with her.

Let me just quickly jump in and say we had a lot of folks email in to offer to cut your hair. Some of them were even nicer. They said they would they be willing to make a suit out of your skin. I didn't quite know what that meant, but it was like, really, we have really generous listeners who more of whom than I would have thought are hoping to make physical contact with you, which I think you should encourage. It's a healthy parasocial relationship.

You know, I also got an offer for not a free haircut, but a free massage. And I think I'm going to take her up on it. What?

You're going to get burned. You're going to get burned. It's going to be so financially convenient for me.

As I told my wife, it's a woman, not a man. We don't have to worry. At least I think it's a woman. Okay. So I got a recommendation. She cancels at the last minute. Very annoying. So yesterday, I went to my neighbor, the guy, the woman who does my racist neighbor's hair.

She cuts her out of her house. She has a sign outside that says haircuts $10. I drive by it all the time. And I was like, you know what?

She's been she's this woman has she's clearly been doing here for a very long time. If she charges $10, she hasn't updated her prices since the 80s. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.

So I went there and I should have known that I made a mistake when I walked in and everybody who was there was like three women in there. And they were so old that I think it was maybe their last haircut ever.

If you know what I'm saying, like very old. I'm about to die. I was like one last haircut for $10. Yeah. So the woman, I sat in her chair and I showed her the picture of like the style that I wanted. It was a picture of and I'm a young boy.

Oh, my god. Jesse, he's literally he's a five year old. Do you want me to take you to the photo? Do you want me to send to you right now?

I was making a joke. That's called telling on yourself. I know that's a Twitter.

Wait, let me send it. Okay. Is this just going to be McColley Colchid and from home alone? It's close. It's a nice haircut.

Oh, my god. That's so funny. You're literally is a toddler.

Okay. I'm not I'm not saying this is true. I'm not saying this is the case because I've met your wife and she's lovely.

If your wife was a pedophile, this is the haircut you would get to sort of satisfy her her.

Okay. All right. We'll put a picture in the show notes. Is that illegal? Can you put a picture of a of a top shot?

Wait. Who is it? Sorry. What's the back? Sorry. Who is the kid? I don't know.

You want to look like a hot toddler? I want to look like a hot teller. He's a really nice haircut that I think will.

He's not a toddler. He's you don't understand. For four. She's like five four. I don't think he's quite five. I think he's pre-school age.

Anyway, we'll put a picture in the show notes. He's got a great haircut. So I showed this hairdresser, this photo.

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