What's going on, everyone? Welcome back to another episode of Making Podcasts. Great again. I am your tech stuff guy, J-Nog. And we are here, of course, with the president of the United States of Mar-a-Lago, Mr. Donald, J-Trump, Mr. President.

How are you today?

We're doing well. We're doing very well. I just saw that Luca Dantit, you know, this person, he's Transylvania and he plays in the Negro Basketball Association.

He just signed, it's the first, they call it a supermax, which is where we put prisoners, like that's a sort of supermax prison where we send terrorists and crooked Hillary.

But he got a rookie supermax, he's the youngest player ever to sign a $200 million deal. And by the way, he's white and from the same country as Mesopotamia.

So, I think we're in a new day. I think they're probably going to cancel Luca Bratzi because they're going to say, well, this is culturally appropriating by dominating African Americans. But we love it. We're going to celebrate and we're going to have.

Melatonin has offered to give him in Transylvania, they have a custom, which is when a man makes, well, in their country, it's such a shithole. It's like $200. But in America, obviously, we've raised it to when a young Transylvania makes $200 million. He gets a special treat from the sex worker, the first lady of sex work.

So, you know, we're trying to honor traditions because we're very traditional. And then afterwards Roger Stone's wife comes in and takes care of the rest of the team.

That's the whole team, the rest of the Mavericks. That's impressive. Except not John McCain because we don't respect dead old Mavericks.

I knew you were referring to the Dallas Mavericks, but his stats are very impressive. I think his stats for rebounding assists and points are equal to Oscar Robinson and LeBron James, which is a good company to be a part of.

Well, that's so good if you ask me, but I know what you mean.

Now, Mr. President, I know you were invited to go to the Olympics. You didn't end up going to the Olympics, but the Olympics have ended.

And I wanted to know if you spoke to Shinzo, because I'm curious about a few things with the Olympics.

Like, I wonder how Shinzo felt that Chinese, besides the U.S. dominated in Japan.

And I don't know. There's always like a just got to be a Chinese Japanese rivalry here in Asia.

That's very racist, by the way.

Okay. Did he say anything about how he felt about the Chinese taking so many medals and Japan really not doing that great?

Well, you know what I said to Shinzo, because we're friends, you know, this I read people listen to the podcast notice very well.

I said to him, because we said strong allies, our medals can also count as your medals for the purpose of defeating China.

So when you have them up, you know, we sort of destroyed China and I said, Japan, you're a friend.

What, you know, remember what was your name, David Warwick, that's what friends are for.

Okay.

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