Episode 181: Creepypasta X - Thumbers

Last Podcast On The Left

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 53.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

It's the tenth in our Creepypasta series as we read stories involving skin burning, eyeball popping, Pac Man, and thumbers, plus bonus 911 calls!

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:14.0	Why are you throwing hot dogs?
0:18.0	It's hot dogs.
0:21.0	There's our little dicks.
0:23.0	What?
0:24.0	Those are hot dogs.
0:25.0	I know, I know, I know.
0:26.0	I would not want to go to a public festival.
0:29.0	A festival that celebrated big fat Jersey men just eating, literally eating cops.
0:35.0	I don't know if that says July 4th to me.
0:38.0	I don't know if that says Birth of our Nation to me.
0:40.0	It says really the death of our nation.
0:42.0	Ironically enough, the hot dog eating competition, celebrating the birth of our nation
0:46.0	really just shows our ultimate demise.
0:48.0	I will say that apparently the Benjamin Franklin actually invented the sexual move
0:53.0	of someone sucking on your balls.
0:55.0	Really?
0:56.0	He made a slave do it.
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