Episode 181 || Baby Got Backlist
From the Front Porch
The Bookshelf Thomasville
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 26 July 2018
⏱️ 43 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So look, Twitter's a dumpster fire. |
| 0:03.7 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:04.7 | However, I saw this thread because there's this like, somebody tweeted, what is the most... |
| 0:14.0 | On-brand thing from your childhood? |
| 0:15.8 | Yes. |
| 0:16.8 | Okay. |
| 0:17.3 | I did this. |
| 0:18.0 | Okay, so what is yours? |
| 0:19.2 | Okay, so I got in trouble in first grade for telling everyone where babies come from. |
| 0:25.6 | Okay. |
| 0:26.6 | But then in second grade, I got in trouble for telling my friends that I'm an exiled alien |
| 0:30.6 | snake prince who traveled the stars in a microscopic spaceship that landed on my mother's |
| 0:36.6 | ham sandwich and then |
| 0:37.7 | incubated inside of her after she ingested me. Oh my gosh, it's so detailed. |
| 0:42.8 | Yeah, and so like my most on-brand thing about me that was latent in my |
| 0:49.1 | in my childhood is that I will tell you all caps of the truth when you are not |
| 0:54.0 | asking for it or I will tell you all caps the truth when you are not asking for it, |
| 0:54.8 | or I will tell you absurd nonsense. |
| 0:57.5 | And look, you get to decide. |
| 0:59.4 | Neither of us knows which one's going to come out. |
| 1:03.2 | Who knows? It's whatever, whichever you is on a given day. |
| 1:06.6 | Yep, whichever one is in charge of my mouth that day. |
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