Episode 180: That's Demonic Kids!

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2014

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Church denies Communion to married, same-sex couple; suggests they divorce Virginia Town That Still Debates Witchcraft Wants to Drive Out Teen Girl’s Donut Shop Fox's Hannity Fears Liberals Will Make It Illegal To Tell Kids 'Being Gay Is Not Normal' New York pastor’s wild ‘rectum’ rant: NASA Voyager probe proved ‘homos’ are perverts The 'fountain of youth' at Schiller Woods Relative of Duck Dynasty Clan, Now Running for Congress, Said Sandy Hook Massacre Was the Result of Atheism 'Prayer Baby' drowns in church's baptism tank #NotInMyName: Young British Muslims stand up to ISIS in online campaign Grass-eating pastor now has congregation drinking petrol Carlos’ Music: http://tiny.cc/PUNKBANDCAMP Help out someone with traveling costs: https://www.givealittle.co.nz/cause/bikerbailout Picnic! https://www.eventbrite.com/e/fan-appreciation-picnic-tickets-12888709477

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:07.0	Hey, glory to all you guys.
0:10.0	This is Rev.
0:11.0	You just made Slack a tech.
0:13.5	I just was listening to the new episode and you guys are talking about ways to speed
0:18.6	a kid without leaving a mark.
0:20.6	It reminds me of the immortal words of St. Crosby as he was seen on the family guy.
0:26.0	I'm repeating with a bag of a lengthy oranges.
0:28.8	It won't leave a bruise and I'll let him know who's bought it.
0:35.8	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:50.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
1:13.0	Recording from Glory Hole Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.
1:19.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,
1:24.0	and irreverence.
1:25.0	To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.
1:30.0	It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat.
1:36.0	This is an episode that I am checking to see what number 180.
1:41.0	Oh man, we're back to it again.
1:44.0	I didn't trust the notes.
1:46.0	I didn't trust the notes because I made the notes and I kind of fudged around on them a little bit.
1:50.0	So it's like, fuck, is that 179 or 180?
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