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I'm Hannah, I'm Sruti and welcome to Redhanded, the first episode that we have recorded actually in 2021

and in light of the capital building being stormed and all of us enduring the COVID apocalypse.

We decided we'd throw in some doomsday preppers with the end of the world stuff. We're trying to get ahead of the curve because last week's episode is aged so terribly.

We can't keep up people, we can't keep up. Right now we are recording this on Friday morning, possibly the 8th of January.

Who the fuck knows what's going to happen or what is happening in the world by the time you're listening to this?

I don't know. Dangerous things.

I really, really wish I did know. But we can't, maybe we have to just accept that maybe we never controlled anything and we've always had this little amount of control.

I think that is the mantra we're going to have to take on board for 2021 is that we have no control and also the one that everybody really liked and picked up on from under the duvet last week, which is loud, confident and wrong.

Did you see those people who stormed the capital building had merch on? They had fucking merch on.

They had t-shirts and hoodies that said, MAGA January the 6th 2021 and I was like, this was so planned. This is historical.

Their slogan underneath should be loud, confident and wrong and if they want it, they can have that catchphrase. I shall give it to them. They may have it.

I'm not giving away loud, confident and wrong to the fascists.

I was going to be quiet scared and right.

Silently correct.

In the prep for this week's episode, which you probably if you are living in the United States of America, Continental, otherwise you will already know the lady we are talking about.

I had to spend quite a lot of time with Doomsday Preppers, not physically obviously because none of the believing COVID and don't wash their hands.

So digitally spending time and I would really, really like to never ever have to do that again.

If you would like to hear more about my harrowing Doomsday prepping exposure, please wiggle your beautiful bottom over to under the duvet and you can listen to what I had to listen to and watch to produce this episode for you.

As my intro might have given the game way on, there are a lot of not very nice people in this week's story. But we're starting with two very nice indeed people.

Kay and Larry Woodcock are there from Lake Charles, Louisiana and they are extremely nice.

Kay and Larry have six kids, 16 grandchildren and eight great grandchildren.

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