You know the thing and no one picked up your thing

And so you bury the thing

That's not the end of the thing

Don't you eulogize yet there's a spooky surprise

And though you cannot devise

And nothing ever really dies.

Welcome to Dead Pilot Society, the show that takes comedy pilots from A-list writers that were sold and developed at networks and streamers, but never produced and gives them the table reads they never got a chance to have.

I'm Andrew Reich, the creator and host of Dead Pilot Society.

Just a reminder, we have a live show coming up on Sunday, September 14th at the Elysian Theater in Los Angeles.

Two truly just killer pilots.

If you've been to one of our live shows, you know how much fun they are, but if you haven't,

I'll say this, you know, at the risk of sounding sappy, but there's just always a sense of real community at these live shows.

The audience is there rooting for these pilots that never got a chance,

and the actors are there, volunteering their time,

and reading these scripts with no rehearsal,

just out of pure love of the game.

Everyone always comes away, feeling really good.

And, you know, we could use that right now.

I'll say, you know, the Emmys are that night, and I've been to those a bunch of times.

Believe me, our show will be more fun than the Emmys.

So go to alesiontheater.com for tickets.

This is the after show for Here She Lies, featuring my interview with Gracie Glassmeyer.

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