Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and serked. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing

his head spinning just kidding

every word in his song's about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

welcome once again as we're

inside the ride for the wolf on our podcast

cheer boy chicken what you saying now?

You know the openings of these are the bits I find like the most like how

it's basically like the opening of doing stand-up, isn't it?

You just got to keep reinventing the wheel and find something.

I fucking, I hate starting a stand-up gig man. I really hate it. You sort of walk out and go, oh, are we all right? Are we all right? Oh, gosh. So, right. You've got to try and slide into stand-up or slide and say, like you would if you'd been invited to a dinner party with a load of people you don't know. Yeah. And that would not be the way you'd end up. I know.

Just so mental. A dinner party of people that you didn't know. And you're like, whoa, what's happening? How's everybody? I get it. I get. What's happened to Greg Davis, right? Not been to Oxted before, but let me tell you. Bit of a shitter. Yeah, man.

Because the thing is, is that shit-all. Yeah, man.

Because the thing is, is that stand-up is such a weird thing anyway. The idea of it that you just talk out loud about whatever's in your head for an hour, hour and a half. That's mental. But once you're in the middle of it, you don't think of it as being mental. But when you start, when you walk out, that beginning bit, oh, God, you can really

fucking set the tone. I find it quite nice in a way. One thing I miss about stand-up is it's doing stories and just, you can just tell your stories. Because me and you, this week, we were filming, so we're... Yeah, but listen, it's all up in the balance here because I'm going to be straight out of you.

Normally, when we do Wool for now, we haven't. So we're... Yeah. But listen, it's all up in the balance here because I'm going to be straight out of you.

Normally, when we do Wool for now, we haven't really spoke... We have spoken to each other. We text each other all the time, pretty much every day, I think. But we haven't seen each other. Whereas now, I mean, this could be the driest fucking episode of this podcast. We've seen a lot of each other. We've seen a lot, a lot.

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