Episode 18 (Unsolved Mysteries)

I Think Not!

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 12.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Auto-racing legend Mickey Thompson and his wife are gunned down in what police believe was a contract killing. A man opens bank accounts across the Midwest and then disappears. A convicted armed robber escapes from custody three times. This Week’s Sponsors: IQ Bar - Get twenty percent off all IQBAR products, plus get free shipping. To get your twenty percent off, just text think to 64000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms for details. Quince - Go to Quince.com/think for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, I got very last minute Lady Gaga tickets for her show here in Los Angeles last night.
0:05.7	And you had a second date, which brings you down in the record books as the best second date ever.
0:11.8	Yeah, how was it?
0:12.9	Well, at one point, my date looks at me and goes, I just got text messages from four different people saying that I was on the big screen, which means that I was on the big screen with him.
0:23.4	And we were like, what were we doing on that big screen?
0:26.2	Because I will tell you that Lady Gaga, she gave us a show.
0:29.9	We also gave her a show because we were sucking face.
0:34.3	If any DB has footage of this, contact me and the authorities immediately.
0:41.2	Me first, then the authorities.
0:43.4	This shit is going down.
0:44.6	No way!
0:46.5	Well, a DB named Karen, hi Karen, message me and was like, I think I spotted you.
0:52.0	Are you at the Gaga concert?
0:53.5	And I was like, I was. Sorry, I missed this. And if you saw me sucking face with a man, no, you didn you. Are you at the Gaga concert? And I was like, I was.
0:54.5	Sorry, I missed this.
0:55.4	And if you saw me sucking face with a man, no, you didn't. She just responded. Let me see what she said. Okay. It was such an amazing night. My voice is like completely gone because I was like singing so loud. But no, babe, you were, you were in the floor. You had amazing seats. I saw that like model walk and that's how I spotted you.
1:13.0	I hope that like model walk and that's how I spotted you. I hope that doesn't sound creepy. And I was like, hey, is that Joey? And I was so excited, but like nobody in my group like listens to. I think about it. Like, oh my God. Like I'll just get out. But it was such an amazing time. And I would have said hi if I was on the floor.
1:28.0	But, you know, yeah, I was. Thank you, D.B. Karen. But also, I mean, can you wrangle some of your friends to listen? Like, we don't ask for much. She's like, I would have said hi, but nobody cares about you. She just said model walk. You know what that makes me think of? What? Name this show.
1:43.1	Strut?
1:43.7	Do I strut?
1:44.8	I don't know what you're talking about.
1:46.2	It's something gay.
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