Episode 18 - The War of 1812 Part 3: let's all pretend this didn't happen

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🗓️ 24 September 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On this episode we close out the war of 1812 with style! Joe is joined by Flynn while Nick is away and we discuss the ending to the most pointless war in American history (psych!) Our show will always be free but if you think what we do is worth a buck throw it to us here: https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys even donating 1$ will get bonus content and you'll get to hear our new stuff before everyone else. You can follow the show @lions_by Follow Joe at @jkass99 Follow Nick at @nickcasm1

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0:00.0	The And then. The Oh, Hello and welcome to another episode of Lions led by Donkeys
0:45.4	podcast I am your host Joe and with me today is Sergeant Richardson.
0:50.4	Hi hasn't come out quite yet or maybe it will be out by the time this episode is out.
0:56.2	I'm not really sure the timelines right now, but she actually joined us for our first
1:00.2	Patreon bonus episode about the Battle of Hogwarts. So donate a dollar and you can listen. a So I'd recommend not jumping right into it. Go listen to the other two parts. If you want to live dangerously, you do you. I'm not here to stop you. So we left off on part two where Admiral Cockburn burnt down Washington more
1:27.1	specifically he burnt down the White House and several other government
1:31.5	buildings. He also disassembled a newspaper building by hand because
1:37.8	he didn't want to burn it down. So this is in the middle of that because we ran out of time. I didn't feel like forcing anybody to
1:45.7	Listen to a two-hour-long podcast of of my voice. I feel like that's something that they might put together in Guantanamo Bay
1:53.1	So since I have a new host with me here today,
1:55.8	what do you know about the War of 1812?
1:58.5	Absolutely nothing.
1:59.6	I'm just here for the learnin. It's my most reliable stand-in for Nick because he is on vacation and is apparently not able to use a calendar.
2:10.0	I actually am taking a history class right now that is from 1650 to current times and I'm pretty sure we cover the war of 1812 and just none of it stuck with me. I'm much better used as an expert in Hogwarts history than in regular American history.
2:26.3	Yeah, we'll keep you on the rules for our history of magical warfare series.
2:30.5	So we're going to start right where we left off and less than the day after the attack began on DC
2:38.1	a sudden very heavy thunderstorm some people think it may have possibly been a hurricane put out all the fires.
2:44.3	It also spun off a tornado that passed through the center of the capital and sat down
2:49.6	right in the middle of Constitution Avenue. It lifted up two cannons and then dropped
2:54.7	them several yards away and killed several British troops and American citizens alike.
3:00.1	Following the storm the British troops returned to their ships many of which were badly damaged by the storm, the British troops returned to their ships, many of which are badly damaged by the storm.
3:05.0	There's some debate regarding the effect of the storm on the occupation,
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